If they gave Olympic medals for rockin' all night
long
I would have won 'em all 'til I turned pro
I had years of dedication
And a natural inclination
And a childhood game I just could not outgrow
I want to be the last man standing
People crashin' on the sofas, passin' out on the floor
The last man standing
Sayin' bring on a little bit more
Wanna be the last man standing
Got the devil at the crossroads, wolf at the door
But the last man standing
Singin' bring on a little bit more
Bring it on
When you stop and think about it
Life is still just high school
You make the same mistakes you did when you were young
Contending for the ladies' favors
Tasting every single flavor
While hopelessly trying not to scald your tongue
You wanna be the last man standing
Bring me the hot sauce
Bring me a beer
The last man standing
But where do you go from here?
Gonna be the last man standing
You still got the fun tickets in your hand
But the last man standing
Takin' off before he lands
I might as well admit it
There've been a time or two
When I contemplated retiring for a while
But a hundred years from now
They'll still be asking how
As they gaze upon on my taxidermic smile
I want to be the last man standing
Got the devil at the crossroads, wolf at the door
But the last man standing
Singin' bring on a little bit more
Gonna be the last man standing
When I leave this world behind
Gonna be the last man standing
It fiddles with your state of mind